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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

DC-area pediatrician on CDC urging summer camp operators to screen for measles immunity - WTOP

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are good book recommendations? Does anyone know any YA books in general that has no romance? It is hard to find non-romantic books for teens nowadays.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some good interior design tips for mixing lots of colors together in a room?

Still no good.

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Billionaire Telegram founder leaves his $14 billion fortune to the 100+ children he’s fathered—which means $132 million for each lucky Gen Alpha kid - Fortune

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

The Nippon Steel Deal: A Master Class in Winning the Working Class - The Free Press

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Zion Williamson rape accuser seeking eye-popping $18 million to $50 million in bombshell lawsuit - New York Post

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

No way

David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is Vocal separation? 🤔

So they tried

Still no good

Next, they tried...

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

PlayStation Plus new free game is the service's first 'AAAA' - GAMINGbible

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Nancy Wilson’s stolen custom-built Telecaster guitar was recovered by police in New Jersey - AP News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How to avoid age-related cognitive deterioration - EL PAÍS English